I like to write and make people spiral down to their insanity.
TESSA VIRTUE | "Eye contact is a dangerous, dangerous thing. But lovely. Oh so lovely." (x)
"Oh my god there’s so many geeky things about me. Generally geeky, I mean I geek out about baseball. My two favourite things are baseball and The X-factor . I don’t know I’m a huge star wars geek, I’m a huge everything geek"
i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath
and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)
I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”
“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.